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Get Your Official Old Fart Training Gear at any Old Fart Race...

Be the first on your block to own the Official Old Fart Running Club Training T-shirt.

NOTHING RUNS LIKE AN OLD FART...OLDER THAN DIRT AND STILL RUNNING

THE OLDER I GET...THE FASTER I WAS, ETC. 

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HEY...HERE IS A COOL WEB SITE LINK THAT WILL TELL YOU ALL YOUR RACE RESULTS YOU EVER RAN IF IT MADE THE INTERNET...

www.athlinks.com

When asked what your favorite race is One Old Fart said"the next one!"

CoolRunning Fit, www.runningfit.com a specialty running and event company in MI has a Half2Run program, www.half2run.com the running club whose members strive to run a half marathon in half the states.

Check out the race calendar and MI state page http://www.half2run.com/banners 

Check out www.runningintheusa.com

A great marathon web site calendar and results page is at www.marathonguide.com we have a lot of great race and club comments for the Old Farts Marathon (Fallsburg Marathon)

An ultra site is www.ultrasignup.com

OLD FART WORDS of WISDOM...

-Never get promoted one step above your intelligence. 

-If at first you don't succeed then wait out your competition.

-When the Chips are Down...then the Buffalo must be Empty!!!

-Soy is Not Food...Soy is what Food Eats!

Old Farts don't TRY...they either DO or they DON'T, they either WILL or they WON'T,  they either CAN or they CAN'T.... LIFE IS JUST THAT SIMPLE.

Train don't Strain...its ok to walk on your training runs, especially up the steep hills.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...the Old Fart Ran up the block...the block was long, so he started signing a song...

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without  a mistake.
The average person over 50 years of age can't do it!
   
    1. This is this cat
    2. This is is cat
    3. This is how cat
    4. This is to cat
    5. This is keep cat
    6. This is an cat
    7. This is old cat
    8. This is fart cat
    9. This is busy cat
    10. This is for cat
    11. This is forty cat
    12. This is seconds cat

    Now go back and read the third word in each line
    from the top down, and  I'll bet you can't resist passing it on.

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are OPEN.

...WE'RE BRIDGING THE GAP TO A NEW AND BETTER TOMORROW!

Wild West Trivia:1-c,2-a,3-d,4-b,5-a,6=65cents

to inform people about running safety.

A Lowell runner student found this really nice running safety tips that keep people informed:

https://www.dietspotlight.com/benefits-of-running/ - list of safety tips, running benefits, resources

This could be really helpful information for beginners. Safety should a priority when running.